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PAST PRESIDENTS MEETING THURSDAY NIGHT AT MULLIGANS, 5:30!!!
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FOX HUNT
WHEN YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE, LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD,
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, & SAY NOTHING!
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Well, everyone may (or may not) be interested in knowing that we have a new, volunteer BEER CZAR.! At the latest Board Meeting, It was determined that we would consider doing beer sales at Hughes Stadium again. In the event that happens, John Clagett has stepped up to the plate for the six games we have this year. Should we decide to accept this, we would be paid $70 each, per game. Plus tips.
Speaking of stepping up to the plate, Bill Benton has volunteered to be our United Way liaison, replacing Frank Johnson. Bill says he's "had experience with United Way", so he can keep 'em on the straight and narrow. Attaboy, Bill!
Do YOU know of any local charities in need? If so, talk with Dave Blomberg about your idea ~ It seems that our requests have dropped somewhat, and we have money burning a hole in our collective pockets.
At our latest meeting, The Board voted to fund our Sertoma Foundation with $5,000.
Did I mention PAST PRESIDENTS MEETING THURSDAY NIGHT AT MULLIGANS, 5:30!!! That's TONIGHT!
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Did I mention how successful the Computer Round-Up was a last month?
As you can see, our intrepid leader kept us all on our toes with his ever-alert style of leading!
Leader #2 (lower right), with the help of his enforcers, kept all of the other workers in check. (He was, in actuality, telling Larry where the beer was located)
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You can always count on Timmy!
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"The Enforcer"
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The Beer WAS found!
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We filled 'em!
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Western of Dressy casual.
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Norm Rehme (L), presents the SOW trophy to John Knezovich
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REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
On that fateful day, March 6, 1836, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall.
William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were there already.
The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them.
Davy turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and said, " Jim, are we landscaping today?"
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A Thief In Paris
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the painting...I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this on to print this.)
Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
(Hey, it is not easy to find clean jokes!!!!!)
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"Email," in French, translates as
"enamel."
