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July
18
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Scot
Cochran
on
Extreme
Mountain
Climbing
July
25
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NO
MEETING
July
26th
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Installation
at
Ed
Stoner's
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to
begin
around
4
P.M.
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Brags
and
Notices
January
9,
2004,
our
Foundation
total
is
$17,504.99!!
December
31,
2004 ~ $24,
089.63
December
31,
2005
~
$35,308.09
December
31,
2006
~
$47,696.52
June
29,
2007
~
$50,
911.02
September
30,
2007
~
$58,056.38
April
10,
2008
~
$54,308.17
May
2008
~
$53,952.00
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The SOW
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Week) |
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1.
. . . was born in the shoehorn capital of the world . .
. the Athens of the Midwest. That would be
Crawfordsville, Indiana
2. . . . was 28 years old on 7.7.77. His DOB is
7.7.49 . . . . it was pointed out the mathematical
interest there.
3. As a child he had 3 older sisters and his dad
traveled a lot. He was once kicked out of the
church choir for going to dances.
4. In High School was TWICE Class President, TWICE
Student Council President, SECOND in state in Radio
Announcing Competition (??), and hit .250 on his
baseball team.
5. . . . . went to Purdue University.
6. . . . . at one time was simultaneously a
rep for a girls' hair bow company , an organic
fertilizer company, and a space heater salesman.
As he say, "alas, the good times did not last".
7. . . . dreams of traveling to Vancouver
Island, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Germany, and
STERLING????
8.
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A blind man wanders into an all girls
biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some
coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells
to the server, 'Hey, you wanna'
hear a blond joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely
silent. In a very deep, husky voice
the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it is only fair -- given that
you're blind -- that you should know
five things:
1. the bartender is a blond girl with a
baseball bat;
2. the bouncer is a blond girl;
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blond
woman with a black belt in karate;
4. the woman sitting next to me is blond
and a professional weightlifter; and
5. the lady to your right is blond and a
professional wrestler.
Now, think about
it seriously, Mister.
Do you still wanna'
tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second,
shakes his head, and mutters, 'No... Not
if I'm gonna' have to explain it five
times.'
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Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
Well....it's finally explained here in one,
easy-to-understand illustration:
Every one of those little blue balls is a thought
about something that needs to be to be done,
a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.
A MAN, on the other hand, has only two balls,
and they take up all his thoughts!
(some told me they couldn't see this properly)
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Our next flag day will be
Labor Day
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Larry
Glass asks that everyone "keep him in their
prayers", as he is facing open heart surgery as
soon as next week. The sooner the better, as
a matter of fact, because he has an
Aortic Aneurism, which kind of makes him a
walking time bomb.
Larry had an
angiogram on Friday which indicated both good
and bad news. It confirmed the need for
either robotic or open-heart surgery (to be
decided on Tuesday by his surgeon) to repair his
aorta, but it showed no other damage or buildup of
plaque in his arteries, in spite of a
family history of this.
If
the robot is able to be used (depending upon the
location of his heart in his chest), he could be
out of the hospital in two weeks and back to work
in three. If not, he could be looking at 5
weeks. As he put it, all he has to do is
crawl off one more table and he's good to go".
This said, I guess, because he's literally had 6
tests in three working days. Are ya' in a
prayer group? Mention Larry.
Dick
Acott bragged (and had a picture & 50 bucks to
prove it) that he and Constance have had "18,250
days of pure joy".
Roger
Sample bragged that the last time he went fishing
at Highlands Ranch he missed the pond! Last
week, when he and 9-year old Ryan went fishing,
Ryan ended up catching 23 fish!
Randy
Willard bemoaned his wood shafts.
Norm
bragged that he had a lot of fun last Friday.
He had his car in the shop for repairs last
Friday, and was in need of a ride home. He
said he thought to himself, "Where can I find two
schmucks that wouldn't remember not to show
up at the Sertoma meeting??" Well, he walked
to the meeting, and sure enough, not one,
but TWO guys showed up! We begged and
begged, but Norm wouldn't tell us that it was Rex
Smithgall and Dan Kaup.
Terry
Danielson mentioned a few more people who helped
get the golf tournament going: Dave
Blomberg, Bill Green, Jim Norrgard, Don Simecka,
Brad Dusek, Ken Borrett, Gary Ross, Mike
Tarantino, Josh Benedict.
Bill
Benton bragged that he is able to get along
without a cane, 'cause the docs put him on oxygen,
and it apparently "stabilized his brain".
So, he is cane free!
Tim
Miller bragged on Craig Secher and his Realities
for Children motorcycle ride. We ended up,
he thought, with around $2,300 for our coffers.
Craig was at the meeting and also thanked us for
our help.
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Now
doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke
by asking three simple
questions:
S * Ask the individual to SMILE.
T * Ask the person
to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE
(Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today)
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these
tasks,
call 911 immediately and describe the
symptoms to the dispatcher.
Newest Sign of a Stroke - - - - Ask the
person to 'stick out his/her tongue'.
If the tongue is 'crooked', i.e., if it goes
to one side or the other , that is also an
indication
of a stroke.
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The
Installation this year will be on Saturday, July
26th, at Stoner's house again. It is
expected that it will begin around 4.
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2008 FOOTBALL SCHEDULE
( Click on an event for complete event
information )
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Schedule Key
Home Event
Away Event
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The previous SOW, Ryan Kruse (r), hand the
trophy to Lee Cord, or new SOW
THE AFFAIR
A married man was having an affair with his
secretary. One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they
fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover
to take his shoes outside and rub them in
the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and
drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm
having an affair with my secretary. We had
sex all afternoon.'
'You
lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'
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GUESTS |
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Every
third Thursday at 5:00 - 7 ~ at
Pappy's is located at Shields and Horsetooth,
behind Hibachi Grill, and next to the Vision
Center.
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Ham and
eggs...A day's work for a chicken;
A lifetime commitment for a pig
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| Ed Hull |
Charter Member |
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Stan Shalla |
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David James |
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Don Sendgraf |
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Dick Manges |
Past President |
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Bill Banks |
Past President and Past Governor |
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Marvin (Marv) Fries |
Charter Member |
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Harv Nesbitt |
Past President and Charter Member |
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Jim Nichols |
Past President and Charter Member |
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Gen. Bill Mauer |
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Jim Hoeven |
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| Pete Montagriff |
September 15, 1934 - April 15, 2005 |
| Jim Waltz |
November 2, 1936 - August 23, 2005 |
| Ron Kresl |
3/ 29, 1932
- December 18, 2005 |
| Bob Leinart |
April 30, 1941 ~ February 16, 2006 |
| Larry Chaussee |
November 4, 1958 ~ December 19, 2006 |
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John McLean |
August 23, 1939 ~ February 10, 2008 |
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The Sertoma Board
usually
meets EVERY
SECOND
Tuesday AT
NORTH AMERICAN TITLE
COMPANY
AT
5:30
p.m.
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