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July
25
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NO
MEETING!!
July
26th
~ Installation
at
Ed
Stoner's
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4
P.M.
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Brags
and
Notices
January
9,
2004,
our
Foundation
total
is
$17,504.99!!
December
31,
2004 ~ $24,
089.63
December
31,
2005
~
$35,308.09
December
31,
2006
~
$47,696.52
June
29,
2007
~
$50,
911.02
September
30,
2007
~
$58,056.38
April
10,
2008
~
$54,308.17
May
2008
~
$53,952.00
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The
SOW
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Week) |
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OUR SOW:
1. . . .
was born in the shoehorn capital of the world . . . the
Athens of the Midwest. That would be
Crawfordsville, Indiana
2. . . . was 28 years old on 7.7.77. His
DOB is 7.7.49 . . . . it was pointed out the
mathematical interest there.
3. As a child he had 3 older sisters and
his dad traveled a lot. He was once kicked out of
the church choir for going to dances.
4. In High School was TWICE Class
President, TWICE Student Council President, SECOND in
state in Radio
Announcing Competition (??), and hit .250 on his
baseball team.
5. . . . . went to Purdue University.
6. . . . . at one time was
simultaneously a rep for a girls' hair bow company ,
an organic fertilizer company, and a space heater
salesman. As he say, "alas, the good times did not
last".
7. . . . . dreams of traveling to Vancouver
Island, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Germany, and
STERLING????
8. . . . . says "he used to be 6'4", but
then he married a woman with 3 kids.
9. . . . . says "he used to have a full
head of hair, but then he married a woman with 3
kids".
10. . . . has been married for 27-1/2
years, but not consecutively.
11. . . . says he wants to try, but never
has done skydiving, sex with several women at the same
time, and skydiving with several women at the same time.
(yeah, but who doesn't???)
12. . . . . is currently involved in Sertoma,
Tutor in PSD Schools, Larimer Chorale, Church choir, and
is a volunteer on a fund-raising committee.
Well, did you
guess who the SOW is? We must have had a dozen
guys guess before someone knew who this person is.
Scroll down to see who.
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A blind man wanders into an all girls
biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some
coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells
to the server, 'Hey, you wanna'
hear a blond joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely
silent. In a very deep, husky voice
the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it is only fair -- given that
you're blind -- that you should know
five things:
1. the bartender is a blond girl with a
baseball bat;
2. the bouncer is a blond girl;
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blond
woman with a black belt in karate;
4. the woman sitting next to me is blond
and a professional weightlifter; and
5. the lady to your right is blond and a
professional wrestler.
Now, think about
it seriously, Mister.
Do you still wanna'
tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second,
shakes his head, and mutters,
'No... Not
if I'm gonna' have to explain it five
times.'
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Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
Well....it's finally explained here in one,
easy-to-understand illustration:
Every one of those little blue balls is a thought
about something that needs to be to be done,
a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.
A MAN, on the other hand, has only two balls,
and they take up all his thoughts!
(some told me they couldn't see this properly)
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Our next flag day will be
Labor Day
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BRAGS AND INFO
Larry
Glass asks that everyone "keep him in their
prayers", as he is facing open heart surgery as
soon as next week. The sooner the better, as
a matter of fact, because he has an
Aortic Aneurism, which kind of makes him a
walking time bomb.
Larry had an
angiogram on Friday which indicated both good
and bad news. It confirmed the need for
either robotic or open-heart surgery (to be
decided on Tuesday by his surgeon) to repair his
aorta, but it showed no other damage or buildup of
plaque in his arteries, in spite of a
family history of this.
If
his surgeon is able to use the
DaVinci Robot for the surgery (depending upon
the location of his heart in his chest), he could
be out of the hospital in two weeks and back to
work in three. If not, he could be looking
at 5 weeks. As he put it, "all he has to do
is crawl off one more table and he's good to go".
This said, I guess, because he's literally had 6
tests in three working days. Are ya' in a
prayer group? Mention Larry.
Ed
Caffrey bragged that his house was finally
sold!
Wanna'
see something really cool????
CLICK HERE This is a 5" video of Connie
Talbot, six years old at the time, singing "Over
the Rainbow".
Perry
McCormac bragged that his THIRD child was born on
July 10th. Named Casey Raine, she was born at 9 P.M. at night,
outside, in his hot tub.
A midwife was present for the procedure, and Perry
said that "an hour later, he was sitting on the
back porch under the stars, with his new daughter
in his arms!" Congratulations to Perry
AND his wife, Tara, who I'm sure did most of
the work!
Gary
Ross bragged/told us about his new $14,000 ROOF
that he recently had installed. He
thanked his good friend and insurance-guy, Ron
(Chainsaw) Schmidt for it, because the replacement
was brought on by hail damage! (I've been
praying for hail for 8 years, but do I
get any???? Noooooooooooo . . . . . . .)
Bill
Green is getting a Sertoma Softball Team
organized. A signup sheet has been passed
around for the last coupla' meetings . . . if
you'd like to play, get in touch with Bill:
wmagreen@digis.net ~ 206-1530.
Do
you realize that the Installation Banquet is a
week from Saturday,
on the 26th!??! 4 P.M. That would be
NEXT Saturday!
Remember, if
your last name begins with A - M, YOU are supposed
to bring
hors de oeuvres. N - Zs
should bring a dessert. Everyone
should bring $10 each. Or at least be ready
to cough it up at some future date.
The event, like last year, is at Ed Stoner's
house, At last count, there were 39 couples
attending.
Here is a link to map to Stoners:
CLICK
HERE
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When you see
The
Plantorium, turn SOUTH on the EAST side.
Ed's house is at the end of the driveway. |
Plantorium
Greenhouse
County Road
54G
Fort Collins,
CO
80524
(970) 482-9145
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2008 FOOTBALL SCHEDULE
( Click on an event for complete event
information )
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Schedule Key
Home Event
Away Event
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The previous SOW, Ryan Kruse (r), hands the
trophy to Lee Cord,
our new SOW
THE AFFAIR
A married man was having an affair with his
secretary. One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they
fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover
to take his shoes outside and rub them in
the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and
drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm
having an affair with my secretary. We had
sex all afternoon.'
'You
lying bastard! You've been playing golf
again!'
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Speaker, Scott Cochran, who talked
with us about Extreme Mountain
Climbing! |
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GUESTS |
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Every
third Thursday at 5:00 - 7 ~ at
Pappy's is located at Shields and Horsetooth,
behind Hibachi Grill, and next to the Vision
Center.
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns
because they taste funny?
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| Ed Hull |
Charter Member |
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Stan Shalla |
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David James |
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Don Sendgraf |
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Dick Manges |
Past President |
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Bill Banks |
Past President and Past Governor |
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Marvin (Marv) Fries |
Charter Member |
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Harv Nesbitt |
Past President and Charter Member |
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Jim Nichols |
Past President and Charter Member |
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Gen. Bill Mauer |
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Jim Hoeven |
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| Pete Montagriff |
September 15, 1934 - April 15, 2005 |
| Jim Waltz |
November 2, 1936 - August 23, 2005 |
| Ron Kresl |
3/ 29, 1932
- December 18, 2005 |
| Bob Leinart |
April 30, 1941 ~ February 16, 2006 |
| Larry Chaussee |
November 4, 1958 ~ December 19, 2006 |
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John McLean |
August 23, 1939 ~ February 10, 2008 |
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The Sertoma Board
usually
meets EVERY
SECOND
Tuesday AT
NORTH AMERICAN TITLE
COMPANY
AT
5:30
p.m.
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