2007 Board of Directors  Fort Collins Sertoma Club

President - Dan Kaup
President-Elect - Ken Reiter
Chairman of the Board -
Randy Willard
Treasurer -  Chris MacDonald
Secretary - Brad Dusek
Sgt. at Arms - Tim Miller
V. P. Programs - Lee Cooper
V. P. Projects -
Bill Green
V. P. Membership - Bob Kopplin
V.P. Communications -
Mike T
Public Relations - Ed Stoner
Social - Dick Ziporlin

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Ken Borrett

PROGRAMS

August 8 ~ Dave Williams/Serious Thoughts, plus Trivia Questions
August 15 ~ Lee has planned a trolley ride and picnic with the wives. 
(We'll meet at City Park next to the trolley barn)
August 22 ~ Digital age outdoor signage for Fort Collins, by Next Media

     Brags and Notices
                             January 9, 2004, our Foundation total is
$17,504.99!!
 
                          December 31, 2004 ~ $24, 089.63
                        
December 31, 2005 ~ $35,308.09
                         December 31, 2006 ~ $47,696.52
                        June 29, 2007 ~ $50, 911.02

                          September 30, 2007 ~ $58,056.38
 
                April 10, 2008 ~ $54,308.17
          May 2008 ~ $53,952.00

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The SOW (Sertoman of the Week)

OUR SOW:

1.  . . . was born in Lakeside, Illinois, at the Naval Academy Hospital.
2. . . . . Was born February 16, 1981.
3. . . . . has lived in Chicago, Montana, Iowa, and Colorado.

4. . . . . moved 9 times to 9 different schools BEFORE starting High School.  (At first, I thought it was ME, but then I realized it wasn't)

5.  . . . . received 2nd in the state 100-yard dash finals for 5th and 6th graders at the "Iowa Olympics".

6. . . . . participated in football, wrestling, and baseball while in High School.

7.  . . . attended the University of Iowa and the University of Denver, playing rugby, and being VP of his fraternity.

8.   . . . has a Bachelors degree in Marketing, and is working on a degree in real estate finance.

9. . . . . has traveled to Australia, Thailand, Hawaii, Canada, and Mexico, but only dreams of traveling to Costa Rica

10. . . . has a strange phobia of hospitals.  The last time he had his BLOOD PRESSURE taken he hyperventilated and passed out!

11. . . . had an embarrassing moment in life while walking his first girlfriend home from school when he was 12.  Seems a snake slithered across their path, and he let out a scream that sounded "very girlish".  His girlfriend dumped him the next day.

12. . . . was voted "most likely to start a successful business" by his fraternity brothers.

13 . . . . has been ocean kayaking off the Great Barrier Reef!.

Well, did you guess who the SOW is?  He WAS guessed (by Ronny Bush)!   Scroll down  to see who. 
 


                                   

Lunch on a Skyscraper  


Smoke on a Gargoyle 

 

 

 


Our next flag day will be
Monday, September 1st
Labor Day

 

BRAGS AND INFO

Last week, Jim Eberlin came to talk to us/request money to send WWII veterans, between 82 and 95 years old, to Washington, DC, on what he's calling the Freedom Flight.  These vets will be taken (in 6 buses) to see the WWII memorial, the Viet Nam Wall and and Korean Memorial, and Arlington and Iwo Jima Memorial.  There will be six busloads, escorted by a sheriff's motorcycle brigade, and met by a band (or two) in Cheyenne.  
 

Every WWII vet will receive a "beautiful cap" (see picture) as a memento, a camera, a book and a t-shirt, and a TON of memories!  On the back of the t-shirt it says "If you can read this in English, thank a WWII vet".  It takes about $1,000 to send one vet to DC.  Obviously, this is outside the scope of what we donate to from our club, but our esteemed prez has suggested that we might be interested in donating individually.  Talk with E. Scott Billington to find out how to.  The Greeley Community Foundation is handling the money, so I guess you could always call them.  These vets are dying off at the rate of 1,200/day, we're told, so don't put it off too long!

Mary MacDonald took and posted 100 pictures at the Installation recently.  Many of these pics are excellent!!  I should have so much talent.  Anyway, CLICK HERE to see the pictures.
 

Dave Blomberg bragged on "the two Bill colors", Brown and Green, for putting together a successful softball game between members.  A 20% off coupon to Bennigan's was awarded to both of them.
Except for an injury to an otherwise outstanding outfielder, Carl Glaser, a fun time was had by all, apparently.  Bill Brown even wore his original uniform, and told stories of the "good ol' days.

Timmy Miller told us about how Qualcomm announced recently that they have just developed wireless airlink technology transmission capabilities of 20MB speed in 5MHz bandwidth! 

MAKES ME PROUD TO BE A TEXAN!!!!

Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate,
is for banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt with him
as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds,
holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together,
a child in America dies from gun violence.'

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said
'Well, stop clapping!, dumb-ass!'
 

Ronny Bush told us about a bike tour on August 20th of the Soapstone area.  HE has signed up, and would like to have some company from Sertoma.  You can call the City at 416-2815 for more information or visit the link below.

Discovery Bike Rides
Discover Soapstone Prairie from two wheels on a guided ride covering several miles of gravel road and two-track trails on steep grades. Technical riding experience not required. Bikers must provide transportation for themselves and their bikes to the entrance of Soapstone Prairie.
8:00am-3:00pm Aug. 20
http://fcgov.com/naturalareas/pdf/soapstone-tours.pdf?20080520

 

 

"Almost 21 years ago, Peggy Lee Hettrick's lifeless body was found face-up and exposed in a Fort Collins field, her fiery red hair fanned out in the dirt around her, and her blue eyes open to the sky. Despite a distinctive trail of blood across the cold ground near Landings Drive, her torso was pale, almost porcelain, and free of obvious signs of blood. Only one of her wounds was visible in the position in which she was found: her left nipple was cut cleanly off."  ~ andra coberly, Fort Collins NOW

Last week, Larry Abrahamson talked to us about "some of the things that we haven't read in the paper", as well as everything else concerning the Peggy Hettrick murder.  Larry did a masterful job (as well as a PowerPoint presentation) of making an unbiased presentation of the Master's case, from soup to nuts.  Did you know that there were 94 SUSPECTS in this case!??!


Peggy, in high school

The murder occurred February 11, 1987, the trial happened in 1999, and it began to be reviewed
from 2006 - 2008, mainly because of DNA evidence.  Interestingly enough, the case is still under investigation, and it seems as though Timothy Masters is still a suspect in the killing, as are others. 
If you find this case interesting and missed last week, you blew it!!

Rob Allerheiligen bragged on his son, who had his knee "pretty much ripped off" in a motorcycle accident, and his ankle broken.  He then suffered some complications, but is healing up pretty well, and expects to go back to work in a couple of months.
Rob's second brag was that he was in CA the 2nd and 3rd week of July, and Brad and Tennille told him that they will present me with his fourth grandchild.  This will be the first for Brad.  His daughter, Laura, has three boys.

Ken Borrett had a $43 brag today, 'cause he was married for that long on August 7th!  It was mentioned that poor Kay probably wasn't bragging about it!

BS
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.  He marched straight up to the counter and said, Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent.  We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants  a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. 

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a
two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!'

The social worker said, 'Yeah, well . . . . you started it.

Ed Caffrey told us he thinks he did not have a stroke this week.  Apparently someone thought that he might have.  While waiting to be discharged, he told us how a lady came in and had two things to say to him:  1.  Don't Fall, and 2.  Be Careful!  He is working diligently to follow her advice. 
Ed has asked for some help in moving some boxes into his new home. 

There will be a Board Meeting next Tuesday, the 12th of August.  As usual, it will be held at North American Title, located on Boardwalk (although the address is 712 Whaler's Way) and Sam's club.  The time is 5:30 - 7, and pizza and beer are the usual fare provided.  Click HERE for a map. 

Ken Borrett bragged on his wife, Kay.  For the 4th consecutive year, she has a painting entered in the Rist Canyon Art Show, over Labor Day weekend.  The proceeds go to benefit the Rist Canyon Volunteer Fire Department.  Click HERE for info.


"A Resting Place" ~ Kay Borrett

 

Your Most Embarrassing Moment

Our scheduled speaker, Dave Williams, did not show up . . . something about a hangman's jury.  But Lee Cooper is not one to be unprepared.  He picked names from "the box", and, one by one, we were asked to talk about our most embarrassing moment or put a dollar into the pot, to be given later to the winner. 
This is ME, talking about freshman year at the Univ. of TN.  The winner, however, was Gary Ross.  His MEM was entitled
"Don't Pee On Me". 
~Ask Jan.

Dan Kaup had a brag for Zach Wilson . . . apparently Zach has recently pedaled his way across Iowa, and managed to stay awake while doing it!

On August 24th, we are selling beer at a Peace Corp event downtown.  The Kingston Trio (!!) is scheduled to appear (for the price of a $25 ticket).  John K says he thinks he can get any beer sellers in free though. (phwew!).  The stand will be open from 1 - 7, with two shifts scheduled.  Get ready guys, this is gonna' be a biggie!

Our first home game for CSU is coming up . . . . Ag Day and Sacramento State both occur on September 6th.  The game starts at 1:30, but we'll need to be there by 11:30, we're told.  We'll need 30 persons, including the Elks.

   

Tips Training Schedule

NOTE:  If you are selling beer this year at Hughes Stadium, you MUST be TIPS certified!

 
Since TIPS certifications last 3 years,  we only need to take the class that often.  They also accept TEAM and any other Colorado approved Responsible Vendor program.

Classes for TIPS Training"

 
Hughes Stadium, West Side, Gate 7 or 8, Hughes Room, Level 2 of the Tower 
 

August 16th 9 AM -1 PM

Aug 26th 5:30 -9:30 PM

Aug 28th 5:30 -9:30 PM

Sept 3rd 5:30 -9:30 PM

Sept 10th 5:30 -9:30 PM

 
Pleas NOTE THAT THE CLASS IS 4 HOURS!!!  Private classes can be set up for your individual NPO, Minimum of 6 people. 
Class cost is waived for non profit group volunteers working CSU Football games!

 

City Park FACILITIES

Map of City Park
  1. City Park Lake
  2. Outdoor Pool
  3. Tennis Courts
  4. Restrooms
  5. Shelters # 1-5
  6. Shelter # 6
  1. Shelter # 7 (reservations)
  2. Playgrounds
  3. Miniature Train
  4. North Ballfield
  5. South Ballfield
  6. City Park Center
  1. Pottery Studio
  2. Fire Cracker Hill
  3. Basketball Court
  4. Fitness Course
  5. Statue of Liberty
  6. Paddle Boats

NO MEETING next week at the Lincoln Center!  We are meeting at City Park WITH OUR SPOUSES to ride the trollop.  (ya' had to be there!) 
In actuality, Lee Cooper has arranged trolley rides for everyone next week.  We'll meet for a picnic lunch next Friday, and take a ride on the trolley as well.  Park by the tennis courts in the diagonal parking spots.  There is a shelter right there by the courts, where the trolley will pull up to.
If you'd like to read the history and see pictures, click on the picture:
 

 
 


Larry Abrahamson announces:

D.A.T. II  -  2008
The 25th Annual District Attorney Tourney
on August 25th
(click on it for application)

 

2008 FOOTBALL SCHEDULE
Date Opponent / Event Location Time / Result

08/31/08

vs. Colorado TV

Denver, Colo.

5:30 p.m. MT
09/06/08 vs. Sacramento State Sonny Lubick Field at Hughes Stadium
 
1:30 p.m. MT
09/20/08 vs. Houston Sonny Lubick Field at Hughes Stadium
 
1:30 p.m. MT
09/27/08 at California Berkeley, Calif.
 

TBA

10/04/08 vs. UNLV TV Sonny Lubick Field at Hughes Stadium
 
12:00 p.m. MT
10/11/08 vs. TCU TV Sonny Lubick Field at Hughes Stadium
 
  1:30 p.m. MT
10/18/08 at Utah TV Salt Lake City, Utah
 
12:00 p.m. MT
10/25/08 at San Diego State TV San Diego, Calif.
 
  7:30 p.m. MT
11/01/08 vs. BYU TV Sonny Lubick Field at Hughes Stadium
 
  4:00 p.m. MT
11/08/08 at Air Force TV Colorado Springs, Colo.
 
  4:00 p.m. MT
11/15/08 vs. New Mexico TV Sonny Lubick Field at Hughes Stadium
 
12:00 p.m. MT
11/22/08 at Wyoming TV Laramie, Wyo. 12:00 p.m. MT
Schedule Key     Home Event          Away Event
 


The previous SOW, Lee Cord (r), hands the trophy to Greg Roeder,
our new SOW


THE AFFAIR

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.  

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.  
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.  
'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'

 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf again!'

 



Who is this bearded stranger?



  GUESTS


 

 

                                                      BEER BASH

Every third Thursday at 5:00 - 7 ~ at Pappy's is located at Shields and Horsetooth, behind Hibachi Grill, and next to the Vision Center. 


 
 

"Beneath my goody two shoes lie some very dark socks."
- Lisa Simpson


 

Ed Hull   Charter Member 
Stan Shalla  
David James  
Don Sendgraf  
Dick Manges Past President
Bill Banks Past President  and Past Governor
Marvin (Marv) Fries  Charter Member
Harv Nesbitt Past President and Charter Member
Jim Nichols  Past President and Charter Member
Gen. Bill Mauer  
Jim Hoeven  
Pete Montagriff September 15, 1934 - April 15, 2005
Jim Waltz November 2, 1936 - August 23, 2005
Ron Kresl 3/ 29, 1932  - December 18, 2005